I somehow missed this last week. I bet it's probably still sitting idle in my phone app. Oh well, on with the show:

The Twelfth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Bowing to the Queen

Giving Norms Directions
“Is this Pounds or Dollars?”
Too much Dungeon Bait
Locked out of the Privy!
Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song