patsytheloomer

03 November 2009 @ 11:43 am

I somehow missed this last week. I bet it's probably still sitting idle in my phone app. Oh well, on with the show:

The Twelfth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Bowing to the Queen

Giving Norms Directions
“Is this Pounds or Dollars?”
Too much Dungeon Bait
Locked out of the Privy!
Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

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18 October 2009 @ 12:43 pm

The Square Root of 121

The Eleventh thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Giving Norms Directions

“Is this Pounds or Dollars?”
Too much Dungeon Bait
Locked out of the Privy!
Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

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Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve, via ljapp

Current Location: Cubicle Hell

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10 October 2009 @ 12:07 am

A-10-shun please...

The Tenth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
“Is this Pounds or Dollars?”

Too much Dungeon Bait
Locked out of the Privy!
Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

tired

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05 October 2009 @ 11:29 am

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine

I missed posting this on Saturday morning, but it's no less true:
The Ninth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me,
Too much Dungeon Bait

Locked out of the Privy!
Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

exhausted

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26 September 2009 @ 08:55 am

I'm Painery the Eighth I am...

The Eighth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Locked out of the Privy!

Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Music: Rammstein- Pussy

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19 September 2009 @ 12:26 pm

Pain part VII

The Seventh thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Sweating through my Garb

Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

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Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve, via ljapp

Current Location: Cubicle Hell

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14 September 2009 @ 11:31 am

Sing it thrice, and it's The Verse of the Beast...

The Sixth thing at Ren Faire that's such a pain to me:
Waiting for the Shower

Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song!

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Mood:

cheerful

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05 September 2009 @ 08:32 am

Not Beethoven's Fifth

The Fifth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me:
Twelve-Hour Days!!

The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song!

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Mood:

devious

Current Music: Slim Dusty's Beer Drinking Songs of Australia

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29 August 2009 @ 08:38 am

The Fourth thing

The Fourth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Location: home

Current Mood: awake

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24 August 2009 @ 03:23 pm

Pain, part the Third

Since I spaced on updating this on Saturday morning:

The Third thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me:
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

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Tags: 12, pain, pains, twelve, via ljapp

Current Location: Cubicle Hell

Current Mood: grumpy

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15 August 2009 @ 07:41 am

More Faire Pain

The Second thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Mood: awake

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08 August 2009 @ 09:06 am

The Twelve Pains of Ren Faire

The First thing at Ren Faire that's such a pain to me
A Two-Hour Finale in Song

I'll be posting the other 11 once a week till final weekend.

Tags: 12, faire, pain, pains, twelve

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

amused

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23 June 2009 @ 05:20 pm

A Slew of Who

From FARK
News: New Doctor Who Matt Smith's first appearance as the Doctor will be in a special this November featuring all eleven Doctors. Fark: Even the dead ones
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4465080

Dr Who's David Tenant joins other 10 Time Lords for one-off show
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/5609141/Dr-Whos-David-Tenant-joins-other-10-Time-Lords-for-one-off-show.html

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Tags: doctor who, via ljapp

Current Location: Cubicle Hell

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17 June 2009 @ 03:49 pm

Finally...Finally...Finally...

We have the Copypasta! yep, iPhone 3.0 came out today.

"Now I can post a ton of lyrics to emails without cramping. Thanks Apple!!" -- overly cheery customer

:)

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Tags: via ljapp

Current Location: Cubicle Hell

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26 May 2009 @ 12:45 pm

Phuck Yeah, Philly!

Another interesting Dracula's Ball trip w/ Troy & Nicole:
statistically impractical lottery dreams
some Jesus nut driving around City Hall preaching through loudspeakers on the roof of his car
watching Kung Fu Panda in the hotel room while prepping
going to the club via the Ben Franklin Bridge ("Where the hell did the road go anyway?")
invading Wawa at oh dark thirty and watching Predator before crashing out for a few hours.

Tags: philly

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

pleased

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26 May 2009 @ 12:34 pm

Phuck You, Philly!

$76 for "Parking within 15' of a fire hydrant"
...Not blocking the hydrant, or even in a fire lane, parking within an arbitrary distance of the unit.... No other indicators of No Parking, either, ie signage or a yellow curb. *grunt*

And to top it off, the envelope split from stem to stern when I tried to put my payment check in it. I wonder how much money they get off the late fees due to shitty envelopes leading to lost checks.

Tags: philly

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

annoyed

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05 March 2009 @ 01:19 pm

Snooooow

Ported from the Albannach board 'cuz I need to post something here.

Saturday night I partied with friends in Lancaster, slept till 1000ish, then continued on to the Pottstown area to meet up with other friends from PARF on Sunday afternoon

Sunday night:
2045 - Arrive at Newark (EWR) to meetup w/ [redacted] (who was already delayed 3 hours). Snow is starting to fall. Freshen up in car - brush hair, change of socks, etc
2115 - Report that I'm camped out in the parking lot. Take Nap.
2225 - Receive word that she's stuck in Orlando (MCO).
2230 - Figure out how to escape the airport. Start long journey home.
2345-ish - After 45 miles on I-78 and seeing TWO plows, it's time for a Diner stop. I've driven on everything from bare, wet road to 6" deep snow on this trip. It's taken 1.5 hours for a 45 minute trip, STILL in frakkin' New Jersey!
0045 - Leave diner to find 3" of new snow on the car
0200 - Lethal combination of sleep deprivation and weather force me to get off the road and SLEEP! In 3.5 hours, I have only made it to Allentown PA, 85 miles from the airport... On a normal day, it only takes that long to get from home to NYC.

I got home around 9 [Monday] morning, where I promptly ripped my contacts out (after sleeping in them twice. yuck) and crawled into bed to lose consciousness till getting up for work.

Tags: diner, friends, new jersey, road rage, snow

Current Location: home

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02 February 2009 @ 04:39 am

Hehehe, drunks

I'm about to go to bed, and I just realized that the date is Feb 2... And I know that there are tons of drunk (and still awake) Steelers fans, in the woods, partying their sleep-deprived butts off while awaiting the pint-size Prognosticator of Punxsutawney

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Tags: random, via ljapp

Current Location: In bed

Current Mood: Sleepy and Amused

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03 January 2009 @ 06:44 pm

New Doctor Announced

From the BBC

New Doctor actor is youngest ever
Matt Smith has been named as the actor who will take over from David Tennant in Doctor Who - making him the youngest actor to take on the role.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7808697.stm

Who on earth is Matt Smith?
Matt Smith has been named as the actor who will take on the role of TV's most famous time traveller.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7807996.stm

...
Hopefully he does something else with the emo-kid haircut.

Tags: doctor who

Current Location: home

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28 December 2008 @ 03:29 pm

Squee

Doctor Who-athon on now
Squee

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Tags: bbc america, doctor who, via ljapp

Current Location: Home

Current Mood: Shiny

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